Saturday, March 18, 2006

More Words Than You Can Shake A Stick At

Listeners to the Chris Moyles Breakfast Show will already know about Chris's pending autobiography. He's written about 17,000 words from a target of 70,000. It doesn't sound like he's even going to get the first half finished by the end of the month - but you can already pre-order the finished book on Amazon! Here it not only tells you the number of pages it will have but has some helpful and insightful reviews - see if you can spot mine kids!

Hot on Chris's tail comes the heartwarming fact that young footy-mad lad Wayne Rooney has just signed a book deal for £5 million plus royalties for producing five volumes of autobiography over the next 12 years. I wonder whether Wayne has even read five books yet...

Update: He's gone and changed the title now...and my inspiring comments have been lost forever in Amazon deleted storage because they have reset the page entry. If you snoozed you loozed.

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