Get It All Offline

• Tired of waiting for slow page loads?
• Want to make sure you have more MP3s than you could ever possibly listen to?
• Have you designed a 'New Internet' but are looking for content to get you started and pull in the punters?

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Thanks to a recent breakthrough in data consolidation servers you can now download the Internet for offline browsing. Not just a few pages but the entire thing!

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*You may want to check you have sufficient disk space before starting and then go and put the kettle on.

The Star Wars Kid

From our 'Better Late Than Never Dept'. Back in November 2002, Ghyslain, a 15 year-old from Quebec recorded himself fighting a mock 'Star Wars Light-saber' battle (with his own sound effects). You can see this sterling effort of self expression here:

Little could he know that his school mates found the tape and uploaded it to the Internet on 19 April. Within two weeks someone had added special effects and new sound effects to the original...There are now over 140 clones out there.

See Video Google for lots more or a dedicated site Jedi Master.

Sorry It's Been a While. I've Been Tidying Up

If you look closely, all the beer-bottle labels now point the same way...